I find it extremely ironic that Webster’s Dictionary defines the word “grouse” as: “1 v. to grumble 2. n. a fit of grumbling [origin unknown].” All grouse hunters who have been outsmarted by a wily ruffed grouse or who have whiffed an easy shot on any kind of grouse know exactly where this word came from. No doubt, I have done my share of “grousing” in the uplands.
Take for example my debacle of a sage grouse hunt this past September. To start out with, I came down with the stomach flu on Friday and was not feeling 100% Saturday morning, the sage grouse opener.
Along for this mis-adventure was my brother Jake and my nephew Jakey.
If the stomach flu were not bad enough, we got a flat tire near Rexburg, Idaho as we headed towards our destination. Fortunately, we had a spare tire and a jack, but I did not have the tool that cranks the jack up. With a little ingenuity, Jake utilized a metal bolt and we cranked the jack up one slow turn at a time. What would have taken me at least an hour only took Jake twenty minutes and we were back in business (a little slower–mind you–because of the goofy spare). Even with the lost time, we were all still in good spirits.
McGuyver (Jake) fixes the tire in record time.
Upon reaching our destination, we felt invigorated by the view of the mountainous surroundings in all of their fall splendor. We eagerly released the dogs and hunted up a sage brush bench towards the treeline. As we hiked, chatted, and noisily crashed through the thick sage brush, a large flock of sage grouse flushed seventy yards from our position. Given their jumpiness, we decided not to pursue that flock, but stayed the course in the direction where I had seen many birds in the past. Of course, we split up a little farther and proceeded with more caution.
Jake and Jakey work through the thick sage.
Soon enough, I walked into a flock of flushing thunder chickens, and promptly missed with both barrels. These types of misses are what I call “groaners” for obvious reasons. Overall, I’ve shot better this year than I have throughout my hunting career. For me, shooting is mostly mental–or rather instinct backed with confidence. Hence, when I miss easy shots, it really gets into my head and the problem perpetuates itself.
Not ten minutes later, Jake had birds erupting from all around him and, on his first shot, he marginally hit a big male. But on his follow-up, Jake made a solid shot which brought the big grouse down.
Jake’s first sage grouse–a big male. In Idaho, the limit is only one grouse per day.
Meanwhile, two of the mega-grouse that Jake flushed crossed thirty yards in front of me and I missed behind them with both barrels. I don’t care what anyone says about sage grouse: Once they get going, sage grouse are as fast and challenging as any grouse I’ve hunted. To underestimate their speed is to miss (which I’ve done more times than I care to admit).
While Jake and Jakey went back to the car for refreshments, my French Brittany, Sunny and I crossed a fence to hunt a little piece of cover, I’ve dubbed “The Sunset Strip.” As we hiked through the hundred foot wide strip of sage brush, I heard something creeping through the sage brush. As I approached to within five feet of the noise, I saw a furry black tail ominously raised, which hid most of the white stripe down the small animal’s back. POLECAT!!! And it was locked and loaded.
I took off running to get out of the line of fire and yelled, “SUNNY, COME! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!”
Sunny quickly obeyed, but my command was a little too late, as she had a green streak along her right side where she had just been sprayed. While she did not take the full brunt of the skunk’s attack, the smell was still enough to make my eyes water. Could this day get any worse? I thought to myself.
With the negative turn of events, I discouragingly headed back towards the car. About fifty yards off, I hollered to Jake, “Roll down the car windows, Sunny just got sprayed by a skunk.”
We quickly drove to the nearest town with our heads hanging out the windows.
As we traveled, little Jakey made the observant comment, “Man, Nature has been hard on us today!”
“Yeah, it has pretty much kicked our butts.” I laughingly agreed, “But the day ain’t over yet!”
I went into the little town store and purchased the ingredients for the only concoction I know of to get rid of essence-o’-skunk: peroxide, baking soda, and Palmolive dish soap. The store owner was kind enough to allow us to wash the foul (not bot be confused with “fowl”) dog on the lawn with the store’s hose.
Sunny Girl gets a scrub down of her life after being sprayed by Pepe Le Pew.
An outsider looking in on a day like that in the uplands, might ask: Why do you put yourself through such chaos and misery? The truth is, however, that all grouse hunters love the mystery and the adventure that every day of grouse hunting brings. We never know what’s going to happen–good or bad–on any given hunt, but we always hope for the best and keep swinging.
There is a fairly common saying among bird hunters about the fact that we don’t always succeed: “Sometimes birds. Sometimes feathers.” To this, I would add for those days when everything seems to go wrong: “Sometimes groused!” I got groused that day for sure! Even with all of the setbacks, however, this day has to be one of my most memorable hunts of all time. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
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Anybody with a bird dog, knows that was a great day and memorable hunt. Nice.
Andy,You have got to try and get that story published. You totally had me glued. I'm at work and I saw you posted and I thought to myself "I'll just look at the pictures, get back to work, and read the story tonight." No such luck you had me hooked from the first paragraph, I can totally relate to getting groused. I think I recognized the car too and simultaneously thought "groused" ha ha ha. Seriously though great story and awesome day.
Eric, So Green Drake, the "trusty" Subaru brings back bad memories, eh? hehehe! That was the Great Grousers Convention of 2009 no doubt. Happy to report that since we put the new engine in, he is doing just fine (but has a slight odor o' skunk). Glad to hear you liked the story. Andy
I sure wish I could come up there and try once more for the big 'uns! When Shawn and I chased them in 2008 in Colorado I was hooked. Too bad they closed the season there in all but that far NW corner. I was going to try once more. Afraid Fr. Time has now closed that door for me.
Polecat!! 1st time I have heard this term! Loved the story. Lloyd Christmas reference= priceless